WARNING: The video you’re about to see is shocking.
You may not want younger children to watch.
It would only give them ideas.
Maybe I was too far ahead of the curve when I surfed Craig’s List two Christmas ago and snagged my kids a Wii; I paid cash in a seedy parking lot to a total stranger so my kids could be first on their block (maybe in the whole subdivision) to brag they had a Wii. Well, they were excited, but nothing like what you’re about to see. Frankly, I feel cheated. Maybe for his birthday the parents of this caterwauling Canadian can sustain his mood swing by scoring him a Keurig and some extra-bold K-cups.